// machine_cathedral / status
// operator: luka
// uptime: calculating...
// operator: luka
// uptime: calculating...
The Machine Cathedral
// named by kira. label never changed.
Luka
"It's not a cathedral. It's a server rack, a NAS, two audio interfaces, and a switch I should have replaced two years ago. Kira called it the Machine Cathedral the first time she saw it and now that's what it's called and I've accepted that. I will say — and I'm only saying this once — that at 3am when everything is running and the LEDs are doing their thing and the fans are all at the same frequency, it does sound a little bit like something. I'm not saying what."
SYSTEM STATUS
node_01 ONLINE audio processing / mix render
node_02 ONLINE web hosting / file storage
node_03 IDLE backup / archive
node_04 OFFLINE reason: kira. incident: 2024-11-03
nas_01 ONLINE 14.2 TB used / 20 TB total
audio_if_01 ONLINE 48kHz / 24bit
audio_if_02 DEGRADED channel 3 noise floor elevated
node_01 ONLINE audio processing / mix render
node_02 ONLINE web hosting / file storage
node_03 IDLE backup / archive
node_04 OFFLINE reason: kira. incident: 2024-11-03
nas_01 ONLINE 14.2 TB used / 20 TB total
audio_if_01 ONLINE 48kHz / 24bit
audio_if_02 DEGRADED channel 3 noise floor elevated
node_04 is not Kira's fault. I told her it was so she'd stop asking questions. The actual cause was a power surge during the storm in November. I've ordered the replacement part. It's been six months. I keep forgetting to install it.